29th August 2014
Banks to cancel all student loan debt in 2014 Read story Banks to cancel all student loan debt in 2014

Banks to cancel all student loan debt in 2014

Banks are set to cancel all existing and outstanding student loans later this year, in a move that analysts have called "stupendously mad". Both UK and US banks have so far confirmed they are ready to sign an agreement, with France and Germany to follow in 2015....

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