24th April 2014

Funny horoscopes 2014

Our funny horoscopes just got funnier with parody astrology! Brought to you by our favourite zodiac expert Ermstrum Galanheit, choose from your astrological star sign and check out your free daily funny horoscope with a beautiful parody of your love and romance readings for 2013. Your very own star-sign profile, whatever zodiac you are, is awaiting your own personal parody! Just click on the appropriate zodiac sign below and you'll be whisked away into a hilarious horoscope journey. Also, don't forget to check your romantic love horoscopes.

Select your funny star-sign: Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April



Taurus

20 April - 20 May

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

Leo

23 July - 22 August

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

Libra

23 September - 23 October

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

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These pages are intentionally silly - comedy fortunes to not live your life by! Please read our new web page about why laughsend writes these horoscope pages.

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