24th April 2014

Funny horoscopes 2014

Our funny horoscopes just got funnier with parody astrology! Brought to you by our favourite zodiac expert Ermstrum Galanheit, choose from your astrological star sign and check out your free daily funny horoscope with a beautiful parody of your love and romance readings for 2013. Your very own star-sign profile, whatever zodiac you are, is awaiting your own personal parody! Just click on the appropriate zodiac sign below and you'll be whisked away into a hilarious horoscope journey. Also, don't forget to check your romantic love horoscopes.

Select your funny star-sign: Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces


Birth date: 21 March - 19 April


20 April - 20 May


21 May - 21 June


22 June - 22 July


23 July - 22 August


23 August - 22 September


23 September - 23 October


24 October - 21 November


22 November - 21 December


22 December - 19 January


20 January - 18 February


19 February - 20 March

Remember, our horoscopes change daily, so sign up to get your comedy horoscope in your email! And if you're not at all interested in astrology or the zodiac, you can get a free daily fortune cookie straight in your inbox!

These pages are intentionally silly - comedy fortunes to not live your life by! Please read our new web page about why laughsend writes these horoscope pages.

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