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Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Today

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Astrological sign for Capricorn

Capricorn

Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone. Everything you have to fear comes from within. You should have chosen the korma instead of the vindaloo.

Terrible news is headed your way - the best way to save your sanity is by implicating as many people as possible in your demise.


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