Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
Celebrities don't find you attractive because you are pond scum in comparison. You're as transparent as a blast of canned air - try to be more complex by wearing hats that are clearly too small for your head.
What happened yesterday was beyond your control.
People older than you often ask your opinion because you are a trend setter and a marvellous role model for society in general.
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