Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
Unruly behaviour by your closest friends can be solved using cake-forks. I give you permission to do what you want to, today. Your weaknesses may turn out to be your strengths today, and you'll find yourself easily swayed by nonsense that you read online.
Telling your partner that you are better than they at sex, is probably not going to win you any favours.
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