Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.
You may feel like today has started like a horror story, but it will get better this lunchtime. Tomorrow, when you consider how it could have been, today is going to seem pretty damned swell.
Many of your charms will leave you today, and you will be left feeling hollow and dumb.
Most of what you do may be questioned this week - however, you will fly through those questions with ease and be praised for your general application.
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