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Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Today

Astrological sign for Capricorn


Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

You dig? The perceived wisdom of freaks will today begin to all-of-a-sudden make a great deal of sense. Always meet people you met on the internet in a dark place, preferably a graveyard or a disco.

The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad, really.

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