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Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Today

Astrological sign for Capricorn


Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

The loony-left is a phrase that you quite like. Overspending will find you slightly less well off this week. "Rankle" is a beautiful word, but may blow your world apart today.

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