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Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Today

Astrological sign for Capricorn


Birth date: 22 December - 19 January

Your capricorn horoscope is a daily reminder of how wonderful you are, but also (we hope) capable of cheering you up when you're a bit down.

This week may cause some problems for you as your secrets are shared across the internet. Your footsteps will seem louder today as you break in new shoes. However, this will not be a metaphorical sign of anything greater.

The darkness you experience when you close your eyes might be accompanied by a low demonic growl today.

Potato salesmen may call today and leave you a spud on your doorstep.

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