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Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Today

Astrological sign for Leo


Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

You will be glad of a loved one's ability to almost painlessly remove splinters from your backside. You must also smell as sweet as you look. "For Topical Application Only" - words which might cause you grave concern over the coming days.

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