Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.
Pretending to pick fleas off a new member of staff may seem appealing, but the gag may be on you if you actually find some. Your heroic attempts to liven up various meetings and get-togethers are all for nought this week as you are finally brought down to ground by a professional clown.
The food of love is music, only if it's Phil Collins and he's feeding you some kind of grapes whilst offering many of his nieces to you.
Your ability to think up lies on the spot may be challenged this week. Don't be afraid to run really fast - problems will catch up, but at least you've given yourself a few minutes to think up some bullshit explanation.
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