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Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Today

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Astrological sign for Leo

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

"Saucy!" should not be used as a synonym for sweaty. In biscuits one can find sweet, sweet redemption. Especially when soaked in Rum. The feeling you have inside will be thrown into sharp relief when your bowel is emptied.

Lunchtime is the best time of day for you today.


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