30th August 2014

Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Today

Astrological sign for Leo


Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

The next word you hear may cause you to rush into a blind rage. Please think before acting too rashly with a potato masher. Any dreams you have been granted recently will turn out to be hollow and easily shattered.

If you pick yourself up by your shoe-strings you are likely to fall flat on your arse.

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