23rd July 2014

Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Today

Astrological sign for Leo


Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

When walking down the street, trying not to step on the cracks in the stone, you must take care to avoid all steaming piles. You may find at some point this week that you are suddenly thought of as being moliminous, although how much this is to do with the fact that you'll be carrying a very large loaded gun, is up for debate.

Your ability to speak may be impaired today as you attempt to swallow half of a live hedgehog.

Complete the sentence: "My day will be really shitty today because my boss will find out that I surf the internet for ________ hours daily."

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