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Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Today

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Astrological sign for Leo

Leo

Birth date: 23 July - 22 August

Leo is already one of the most loved astrological star-signs, and we hope the funny horoscope you see below makes you smile.

To make yourself feel beautiful, hug a tree, kiss a baby, read a classic, and then take a long train journey. After that, you'll still be an ugly bugger, but you'll be so tired you won't even care.

Gifts can be given and received at the same time, but fights can start over the simplest of things.

Your ideals are starting to shape the way you're living, so congratulations.

The hospital may become a familiar place over the coming two weeks, although for what reason the mystics are surprisingly opaque.


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