24th April 2014

Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Today



Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Try to avoid reading dusty old books that call themselves 'tomes'. Especially if they contain remarkably detailed information about the coming of the anti-christ.

If you never liked sprouts before, try them again. Your tastes may have changed.

Your daily rituals are what keep you going. Avoid the temptation to change your ways, lest you become half the person you are today.

It all used to be so much easier, but with age you're finding certain things much more difficult.

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