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Tennessee dumb laws humor

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  • You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
  • It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
  • Driving is not to be done while asleep.
  • It is legal to gather and consume road kill
  • The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
  • Hollow logs may not be sold.
  • More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
  • Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.
  • Dyersburg: It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
  • Fayette County: You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.
  • Lenoir City: When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
  • Lexington: No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
  • Lexington: Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.
  • Knoxville: In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post."
  • Memphis: Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
  • Memphis: It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
  • Memphis: Panhandlers must first obtain a 10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis.
  • Memphis: It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.
  • Oneida: An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin To Rain No Mo

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