25th April 2014

Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories - satire links and funny stories

With hundreds of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes being written about footy, the premiership and "star" players, thought it might be an idea to section them off here and publicise them. Soccer isn't immediately an obvious place for funny stories but with football rivalry being as it is, there's a lot of micky taking going on.

Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
Tim Tebow Turns Down A Fantastic Offer To Play Football In Russia

Tim Tebow Turns Down A Fantastic Offer To Play Football In Russia

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the owner of Moscow's professional football team The Black Storm has offered Tim Tebow $1 million to play in two games. Black Storm owner Mikhail Zaltsman

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2013
Passing On Football, Rev. Tebow's Now A  'Rattlersnake' Preacher

Passing On Football, Rev. Tebow's Now A 'Rattlersnake' Preacher

Tim Tebow isn't unemployed any longer. And he's gone from the game of football to good ole-timey religion. No, he's no longer going to throw dying quail passes. Rev. Tebow's saving souls. Oh Brother, where

 The Spoof
Added: 23 September 2013
College Football Analyst Lou Holtz's Giant Ears Now More Distracting Than His Lisp, Say Fans

College Football Analyst Lou Holtz's Giant Ears Now More Distracting Than His Lisp, Say Fans

In a national poll of college football viewers, former coach and current ESPN commentator Lou Holtz is the most difficult analyst to watch for the fourth year in a row. Coach Holtz's noticeable lisp

 The Spoof
Added: 04 September 2013
Struggling Young Actors Turning To Football For Route To Hollywood

Struggling Young Actors Turning To Football For Route To Hollywood

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 News Biscuit
Added: 26 July 2013
England Womens Football Team Finally Equal With Disappointing Male Counterparts

England Womens Football Team Finally Equal With Disappointing Male Counterparts

England's women footballers have finally achieved an equal standing with their male counterparts, after taking themselves to the brink of an early exit from the Euro 2013 championships.

 NewsThump
Added: 17 July 2013
New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez Could End Up Playing Football In Prison

New England Patriots Player Aaron Hernandez Could End Up Playing Football In Prison

NORTH ATTLEBORO, Massachusetts - It appears that New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez has just found himself in a great big 44-gallon drum of hot water. Police have issued an arrest warrant for #81 on

 The Spoof
Added: 22 June 2013
Footy Fans Disappointment At Loyalty of Rubbish Players

Footy Fans Disappointment At Loyalty of Rubbish Players

The worse thing Is, that all the crap players are still here, we need to get rid of them. Theyre always asking us to be more patient and show a bit of loyalty to the

 News Biscuit
Added: 02 June 2013
Carrie Underwood Replaces Faith Hill As The New Singer On Sunday Night Football

Carrie Underwood Replaces Faith Hill As The New Singer On Sunday Night Football

NEW YORK CITY - Faith Hill has been singing the introduction theme "Waiting All Day For Sunday Night" to NBC's Sunday Night Football since 2007, but that has just changed. Effective with the opening of the

 The Spoof
Added: 09 May 2013

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