Horoscopes Archive

Some people think it's unlucky to look at old horoscopes from prior dates but we think it's important in order to be able to gauge the accuracy rates of horoscopes. So, if you want to check your old horoscopes, feel free to check our our horoscope archive and see whether our prediction came true for you! Looking for today's horoscope?

Begin your search below

To begin, simply click on your star sign below

Funny stuff

Get our funny weekly newsletters straight to your inbox
Subscribe to funny newsletter
... AND CLICK
or Find out more first

Consider checking us out and following us on social media:


Gemini horoscope

Having to stop today and go to sleep will seem like a prison sentence. The capital of you is your heart - never forget......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

Donald Trump's $5.7bn Wall Fund game show - Where's My Wig?   MP jailed in speeding case - "You ought to be hanged!" says judge.  
Write a funny story here
Free sign up / Login
Funny newsletter Funny RSS feed