AquariusBirth date: 20 January - 18 February
The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.
Much of what you believe now will later be shattered by an obnoxious man who will probably wear glasses and have a distinct lisp. This week will see "a new hope" arrive in the form of a whiny sand-farmer boy.
There is no word "ecseterar". And it's *definitely* not abbreviated as ect.
The way that aliens think is none of your business.
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