Your free, funny Aquarius horoscope for today

Aquarius

Birth date: 20 January - 18 February

The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.

Your friends will suddenly start really loving you this week as they find out about your recent lottery luck. My gift to you is this wisdom: he who makes love at awkward angle, gets back problems for next day.

Any advice given to you today will seem like poppycock, and it probably is.

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