Aquarius
Birth date: 20 January - 18 FebruaryThe following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.
By agreeing to read this horoscope you may be bringing on yourself several levels of suffering and/or pleasure. If you agree to this, please stop reading now. Or carry on, depending on whether you're willing to take that chance.
Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against the norm.
All that you are may be called into question today when someone calls you a "nancy".
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