AquariusBirth date: 20 January - 18 February
The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.
The day's events will make you want to move abroad. You'll keep on fighting till the end. The dead are unlikely to rise from their graves today, but this should not deter you from starting your "Anti-Zombie" fan club.
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