AquariusBirth date: 20 January - 18 February
The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.
Dancing around like a fairy is a great way to lose weight and strengthen those legs. The feeling you have inside will be thrown into sharp relief when your bowel is emptied.
Blue moon caught you standing alone, but ensure you're not also caught short this weekend.
Hexes may impair your vision today if you attempt to cross an invisible boundary.
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