Your free, funny Aquarius horoscope for today

Life and Death - bedfellows, perhaps, they are certainly close. You'd better hope that they don't get start to get you involved in a menage a trois. Testing times will see you fall by the wayside.

You may find at some point this week that you are suddenly thought of as being moliminous, although how much this is to do with the fact that you'll be carrying a very large loaded gun, is up for debate.

Public speaking is a big fear for you. However, shouting "Arse!" inside a supermarket is not usually an effective way of curing your problem.

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