AquariusBirth date: 20 January - 18 February
The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.
Monsters plague your every move and will soon be there to eat your flesh. Watch out for overweight dogs when it's raining. You have recently received some equipment for which there was a manual. Please give this manual a quick read so as to avoid problems later.
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