AquariusBirth date: 20 January - 18 February
The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.
The odds are always on your side today, so don't be afraid to experiment. Christmas may seem like it's just around the corner, but really that's just nonsense.
The shop you like to buy your food from may suddenly disappear with a whooshing sound as you approach it.
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