Your free, funny Aquarius horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aquarius

Aquarius

Birth date: 20 January - 18 February

The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.

Dave is not a name you want to associate with today. Dave may be the devil's spawn. It's hard to tell. Body odour may haunt your chances with a certain member of the opposite sex.

Your luck has finally run out this week and everything comes out in the open.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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