Your free, funny Aquarius horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aquarius

Aquarius

Birth date: 20 January - 18 February

The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.

Today will make it hard for you to make any sense of roofle wimblipickstone. Incitement is not a word you want to be hearing today, so avoid any particularly aggressive behaviour.

If you think you've got problems today, just wait until tomorrow!

Any satisfaction you had about not having a police record, may be undone today.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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