Your free, funny Aquarius horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aquarius

Aquarius

Birth date: 20 January - 18 February

The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.

Although your subtle forms of persuasion have worked well in the past, your partner may start to get tired of your spontaneous stripping to initiate sex.

Nobody can stop you as you make that important break through this week.

Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone.

Given Time, by Paul London Given Time, by Paul London

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