AquariusBirth date: 20 January - 18 February
The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.
Dave is not a name you want to associate with today. Dave may be the devil's spawn. It's hard to tell. Body odour may haunt your chances with a certain member of the opposite sex.
Your luck has finally run out this week and everything comes out in the open.
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