AquariusBirth date: 20 January - 18 February
The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.
Make yourself a coffee, sit down and read the internet. Hell, it's what you do everyday, right? Creeping around on your tip-toes is all very well and good, but driving like that is just going to give you sore feet.
Show a loved one you care.
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