
Aquarius
Birth date: 20 January - 18 FebruaryThe following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.
"Headlice!" is not something to be screamed in terror at the local bus stop. Going "wild" does not necessarily mean that you have to remove all your clothing.
Having reaches a personal goal, the future ought to look rosier for you.
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