Aquarius
Birth date: 20 January - 18 FebruaryThe following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.
Lots of different shades of grey help you know that metal objects are 3 dimensional. "Deliver us from evil" they said. Perhaps this week would be a good time to start living as though this were possible.
Having had a taste of victory last week, this week may seem like the ideal opportunity to go wild.
Hope can solve nearly all of your problems today. Until tomorrow when all of your dreams will be dashed to pieces.
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