Your free, funny Aquarius horoscope for today

Astrological sign for Aquarius

Aquarius

Birth date: 20 January - 18 February

The following is your Aquarius horoscope for today, a funny zodiac reading especially for you.

Skeletons in your closet are a sign that you have an eventful life and are nothing to be embarrassed about. Compact Discs are very shiny, but using them to attract seagulls in order to bludgeon them to death with your shoe is neither good manners nor entirely legal.

Opening up to a close friend will probably be the worst thing you could do, in your situation.

Your spoiled and selfish ways must change if you are to become a better person. You will be loved only for your incredibly large endowments.

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