Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Thursday, 6th Dec 2018

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

You may find at some point this week that you are suddenly thought of as being moliminous, although how much this is to do with the fact that you'll be carrying a very large loaded gun, is up for debate.

If you feel ill a visit to the doctor could be in store.

Opening up to a close friend will probably be the worst thing you could do, in your situation.

Try to avoid reading dusty old books that call themselves 'tomes'. Especially if they contain remarkably detailed information about the coming of the anti-christ.


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