Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Friday, 8th Nov 2019

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

Hell has a new master and he's coming for you! Wednesday may be sunny. Position yourself well, for the revolution is almost here. Try to avoid being too close to walls.

The loony-left is a phrase that you quite like.

Your words are, to some, like finger-nails scratching a black-board.


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