Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Monday, 11th Feb 2019

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

Terrible news will filter through to you later today. Limericks are great, but perhaps you might avoid talking incessantly in one large storybook of tall tales.

Jamborees often spell the end of the tight-rope that you often climb when in need of comfort from certain danger.

You don't have the right to tell anyone what to do, no matter how much you've lived through or how much you earn.


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