Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Jul 2019

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

Any spikes that you see in your power usage may be due to unforeseen and deadly circumstances. The cigarette burn mark on your arm may fade over the coming days and will be replaced by a tattoo of a young lady swathed in roses.

Change is always for the good, ask any transsexual.

Everything you say today will be like a very beautiful flower, spreading its seed amongst cactii.


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