Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Wednesday, 11th Sep 2019

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

Life throws us all crazy things now and then. Like swords made of ham. And dogs on skateboards. The gift you have that allows you to speak to the animals will today be unveiled as a fraud.

Back in school when people would bully you about your hair and possibly jacket, you swore you would have your vengeance. Make today that day.

You're not jinxed so staying in bed all day is not going to work.


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