Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Tuesday, 13th Aug 2019

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Moving house is very stressful. Not that I'm saying that's what you're doing or even planning to do. But it is stressful, you have to agree.

God is very much a vengeful god, so watch out for falling pianos. (God is also a 'Laurel and Hardy' fan.)


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