Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Tuesday, 14th Jan 2020

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

You're not jinxed so staying in bed all day is not going to work. You must be cautious to ensure that you can make a quick getaway should unexpected events occur.

Take time out to consider your options; climb a mountain, dig your own grave.


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