Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Friday, 14th Jan 2022

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

Today will make it hard for you to make any sense of roofle wimblipickstone. The best way to fool a man into giving away a biscuit is to let him know that you know where it's been. Don't give any details, just let it casually be known that you "know where it's been". How is this relevant to you today? You'll see. You and biscuits are going to be inseparable.

As accurate as the weather report might be, you must be careful to avoid the 3011 bus.


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