Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Friday, 14th Feb 2020

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

The hospital may become a familiar place over the coming two weeks, although for what reason the mystics are surprisingly opaque. When asked to perform in a successful jazz band, consider all your options before accepting.

All the base that were belong to you are soon to be re-patriotised with their original owners.

The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad, really.


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