Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Thursday, 14th Mar 2019

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

When you put your mind to it, you can be one hell of a person. Go get 'em! Raisins are a lovely dried up fruit. However, the old man who runs the hairdressers down the road, is not.

Whilst we are not all superhuman, some of us are at least able to go to sleep without pissing ourselves in the night.


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