Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Wednesday, 15th May 2019

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star sign: Aries


21 March - 19 April

The stars predict rocky times for you and a loved one. Avoid making love in cramped places. Everything you are thinking about will end up getting lost in some sort of fuzzy logic.

Gun crime is said to be rising around the country. Political statistics may become important for you today, but the mystics will not be clear as to how. Watch out for bullet-shaped objects.

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