Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Monday, 18th Sep 2023
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Aries
21 March - 19 April
When opening the door for a stranger, take care to notice any loose change that they may drop so that you can slam the door in their face, grab the money, and then run for dear life.
Sometimes the only way to succeed is by murdering the entire board of directors.
Blimey, you ain't harf as wot you used to, ain't it?
Everywhere you go you seem to run into trouble - try not to mess up your life by falling into any kind of trap.
Sometimes the only way to succeed is by murdering the entire board of directors.
Blimey, you ain't harf as wot you used to, ain't it?
Everywhere you go you seem to run into trouble - try not to mess up your life by falling into any kind of trap.
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