Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Saturday, 21st Nov 2020

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

It is tantalising to think that you may be the favourite person in your area. However, fame always leads to the embarrassing disclosure of old XXX tapes of you.

Write lots of letters today and you'll appreciate the finer art of stamp licking.

The chance for change has long since left you.


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