Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Thursday, 23rd Jun 2022

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

Ensure your blood stays within your system today by not venturing further than your refridgerator. Continually turning around in a circle is not a good way to avoid seeing the horrors you have created. Your life is a mess, now stop getting dizzy and sort it out.

Your ideals are starting to shape the way you're living, so congratulations.


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