Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Thursday, 24th Nov 2022

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star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

All the base that were belong to you are soon to be re-patriotised with their original owners. Your footsteps will seem louder today as you break in new shoes. However, this will not be a metaphorical sign of anything greater.

Cysts are a sign of overworking as much as anything else. Relax today whilst a loved one lances your soppiest boils.

Dogs can be a man's best friend or a woman's best friend. They could also be a child's best friend, or a cat's best friend. Dogs are totally flexible.


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