Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Thursday, 25th May 2023

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Aries

21 March - 19 April

Dogs will find themselves inexplicably attracted to your shins, this week. When Elvis sang, it's like he was thinking of you. Oh yes, especially when he does those "groin dips".

Nice and butch is how you like it, but you might want to play it down in certain circumstances.

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