Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Tuesday, 4th May 2021

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star sign: Capricorn


22 December - 19 January

Homeless people may wander up to you today and offer to buy the magazine you're holding. Reality TV shows are not crying out for someone like yourself. You are not photogenic and could probably do with setting your sights much lower.

Distinguished guests will honour you today with their presence.

Check your email daily. Because you never know what may arrive.

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Given Time, by Paul London

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