Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Friday, 5th Aug 2022

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star sign: Capricorn

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

The re-animation of dead tissue may become an issue for you later this month. You will find a butterfly in your face some time this week. The smoothness of your arms are testiment to all your work in that area.

Fun is a word that will score you few points in scrabble...but then when was life all about scrabble?


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