Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Friday, 8th Nov 2019

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Below is your horoscope for the date specified above. Some people think it's unlucky to look at old horoscopes from prior dates but we think it's important in order to be able to gauge the accuracy rates of horoscopes. So, if you want to check your old horoscopes, use our Archive Horoscopes section and enjoy yourself!
star sign: Capricorn

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

The accuracy of any horoscope today will be directly related to the number of things you do today. A skydiving accident may befall you if you go skydiving. Alternatively, it may not. The chances are that staying at home and doing the same things as every other day will not harm your chances of having a good day.

Everything you have done is brilliant and you will get the reward you richly deserve.

The perceived wisdom of freaks will today begin to all-of-a-sudden make a great deal of sense.

You are now as you will be for the rest of your life.


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Given Time, by Paul London

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