Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Friday, 8th Nov 2019
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22 December - 19 January
The accuracy of any horoscope today will be directly related to the number of things you do today. A skydiving accident may befall you if you go skydiving. Alternatively, it may not. The chances are that staying at home and doing the same things as every other day will not harm your chances of having a good day.
Everything you have done is brilliant and you will get the reward you richly deserve.
The perceived wisdom of freaks will today begin to all-of-a-sudden make a great deal of sense.
You are now as you will be for the rest of your life.
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