Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Sunday, 10th Feb 2019

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star sign: Capricorn

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

Christmas may seem like it's just around the corner, but really that's just nonsense. Back in school when people would bully you about your hair and possibly jacket, you swore you would have your vengeance. Make today that day.

You like to think that you're finally gettings your financial affairs into good order. May the tax be with you.

All that you are may be called into question today when someone calls you a "nancy".


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