Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Jul 2019

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star sign: Capricorn


22 December - 19 January

Release your anger safely, write a story for TheSpoof. Be wary of emails claiming to be from PayPal or eBay - they are almost certainly your "most like a junky" friends trying to get a rise out of you. In fact, they're probably watching you from a webcam placed somewhere around the room you're currently in. We're 99% sure that's where these scam emails come from - people YOU know.

Banning people from your house can work, especially if reinformed with large heavy blocks of swingable wood.

Your neighbour's taste for loud music may cause them to incur an unfortunate accident.

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