Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Friday, 14th Jan 2022

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star sign: Capricorn


22 December - 19 January

It's marvellous. No, really, it is absolutely marvellous. You'll see. If everything that's ever been said about you is true, why are you such a jackass?

Today will be fraught with exciting wonderment and thrills for at least somebody you know.

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