Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Friday, 14th Feb 2020

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star sign: Capricorn

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

Dogs can be a man's best friend or a woman's best friend. They could also be a child's best friend, or a cat's best friend. Dogs are totally flexible. A lot of your work will be undone today as someone evil and vicious sets about making your life less nice.

Although you never really felt like you made a difference yesterday, your kind words and understanding made the world spin 0.0001% faster for approximately 3 nano-seconds.

"Have a good day!" is not something you'll want to hear from anyone as you suffer from a bottom related illness.


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