Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Friday, 15th Mar 2019
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22 December - 19 January
A nearby construction company may approach you this morning in an attempt to fool you into thinking that the world is about to explode. The words you use to describe yourself may have to be revised today, after suffering what can only be described as "hell".
The best way to fool a man into giving away a biscuit is to let him know that you know where it's been. Don't give any details, just let it casually be known that you "know where it's been". How is this relevant to you today? You'll see. You and biscuits are going to be inseparable.
Drunken idiots are usually a good way of entertaining yourself whilst you're waiting for public transport.
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