Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Monday, 15th Apr 2019

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star sign: Capricorn

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

The word "Wobble" might mean something to you today that it simply hasn't meant before. Love may be in the air for one lucky person tonight. I'm talking world-wide here, not about you - UGLY!

Opportunity is waiting round every corner. All you've got to do is catch up with him, put him in a big box and beat him with big sticks.

The life of a party you most certainly aren't this weekend.


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