Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Monday, 18th Sep 2023
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Capricorn
22 December - 19 January
I sense a feeling of delight in you. Anything someone says today that is unkind is probably meant in jest, you ugly bastard. Testing times will see you fall by the wayside.
People older than you often ask your opinion because you are a trend setter and a marvellous role model for society in general.
People older than you often ask your opinion because you are a trend setter and a marvellous role model for society in general.
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