Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Saturday, 21st Nov 2020

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star sign: Capricorn

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

Complete the sentence: "My day will be really shitty today because my boss will find out that I surf the internet for ________ hours daily." If everything that's ever been said about you is true, why are you such a jackass?

Cysts are a sign of overworking as much as anything else. Relax today whilst a loved one lances your soppiest boils.

Cartoons will flavour the day for you, today, giving you ideas and humour.


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