Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Thursday, 23rd Jun 2022

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star sign: Capricorn

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

A week of rest may be all you need for your broken leg to recover. Doctors may be stunned by a random discovery they make whilst examining you. Any long-lasting thoughts about colours will fade later today.

Left to your own devices, you are probably heading for a fall.

You have achieved what most of us only dream about - you are a star.


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