Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Thursday, 24th Nov 2022

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star sign: Capricorn

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

People will today start to resent your annoying habit of repeating the last funny thing said and then laughing. Even in the darkest places you can find yourself - although you may break your nose on a door.

Complete the sentence: "My day will be really shitty today because my boss will find out that I surf the internet for ________ hours daily."

Only with your amazing skills were you able to find this horoscope, and for that you will be rewarded with only good news.


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