Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Wednesday, 25th Mar 2020

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star sign: Capricorn

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

Destiny is more like a buzz-word than something you'll ever have to think about. It may seem unrelated to your day so far, but remember: the world loves a bastard.

Your friends will call you Jumbo.

You may feel like starving yourself today in order to lose some weight.


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