Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Thursday, 25th May 2023

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star sign: Capricorn


22 December - 19 January

You will be plagued by happy people, but don't be swayed by them, stay miserable. Opening up to a close friend will probably be the worst thing you could do, in your situation.

When in danger, you have a tendency to run away quickly. Harness that ability today as you'll need it sometime around 4pm.

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