Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Monday, 2nd Dec 2019
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Aquarius
20 January - 18 February
Assume everyone's an idiot today and you may find yourself being patronising and brilliantly witty. The long and winding road will not necessarily lead you to Paul McCartney. Which really should be a good thing, other than the fact that the man's got millions and could make you into an international superstar.
Actions take a moment, consequences last a lifetime.
Other people are not as crazy as you make them out to be.
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