Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Tuesday, 4th May 2021

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

Although 9/11 still makes you feel like shit, stop moaning on about it. Broken bones may become a problem for you this week as you take a walk through a cemetry only to fall into a recently dug-out grave. Screaming seems to be on the agenda for you, too.

Any joke you have to seriously think about today is not worth 'getting'.

You are to be complemented for your skill at navigating websites.


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