Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Friday, 8th Nov 2019
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20 January - 18 February
Show a loved one you care. The sun doesn't wear a hat, and it's probably not a good idea to play with it. Everything will suddenly sound good to you today. This may be due to a syringing appointment you have earlier in the week, or it may be become love has just entered your life in the form someone floating down a river in a large plastic swan-type boat. Or it may just be because you've won a serious amount of money and people want to shower you with platitudes. Speaking of which - you do look amazing today!
As the fella once said, ain't that a kick in the head. Not that you'll be kicked in the head, it's a metaphor. I mean, hell, for all I know you *are* going to get kicked in the head, so maybe just wear a helmet for the rest of the day.
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