Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Monday, 11th Feb 2019

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

A turkish man or woman may delight you today in some manner. Chocolate desserts are your friend today. You will be provoked by a spotty teenager. Don't rise to him.

Smiles help the world go round, especially when the smiles are accompanied by dirty big wads of cash. Cold hard cash. In fact, forget the smiles, just give everyone money.

Oil in your lamp may keep you burning till the break of day. Or it could spill over and set fire to your new shoes.


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