Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Thursday, 11th Jul 2019

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

Today's mishaps will come in the shape of a toad, whilst salvation will come in the shape of a large truck. There's a future in toad-jam, by the way, if you're at all interested. It tastes lousy but makes a really good insect repellent.

Today will be full of computer related mishaps. Hope in your heart is all well and good but you know deep down inside that when your computer crashes, it will not have automatically saved the document you'd been working on for the past four hours.

Post-it note your entire life and you can become some kind of local hero. You're almost certainly to star on the local news.

You think "pink", but you buy "blue". This is why you're confused a lot of the time.


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