Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Wednesday, 11th Sep 2019

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

Bovine tendencies may start to come out today as you....MOOOOOO!!! Excuse me. Life and Death - bedfellows, perhaps, they are certainly close. You'd better hope that they don't get start to get you involved in a menage a trois.

The life of a party you most certainly aren't this weekend.

You may find at some point this week that you are suddenly thought of as being moliminous, although how much this is to do with the fact that you'll be carrying a very large loaded gun, is up for debate.


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