Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Saturday, 12th Jan 2019

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

You do a lot of good work, make people pay for it! Hexes may impair your vision today if you attempt to cross an invisible boundary. Life will throw many things at you over the coming months, including a book-shelf which you probably should have ensured was fixed more firmly to the wall.


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