Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Tuesday, 13th Aug 2019

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star sign: Aquarius


20 January - 18 February

You have your Southern folk. And you have your Northern folk. Which you are is probably not of consequence, because you're stranger than most. Feel welcome to share your inner most secrets with your entire family and network of friends. They will adore you for your spectacular honesty and may only exclude you from everything they say or do for the next decade.

Experimenting with animals isn't always wrong. Here's a handy hint: If you're smuggling drugs, take some catnip - Dogs love that stuff too.

There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not, well, it might not be quite so true.

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