Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Friday, 14th Jan 2022

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

Moving house is very stressful. Not that I'm saying that's what you're doing or even planning to do. But it is stressful, you have to agree. Life and Death - bedfellows, perhaps, they are certainly close. You'd better hope that they don't get start to get you involved in a menage a trois.

Monkeys may go nuts for bananas, but Nutters don't give a monkeys about going bananas. This may be important for you to remember.

Lunchtime is the best time of day for you today.


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