Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Friday, 14th Feb 2020

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

Your lucky horse for today is: Sombrero's Lid. Danger. Excitement. Love. Hate. These are words which are often used in movie advertisements, but very rarely happen in your life. This week may be the beginning of a startling change for you.

There are definitely drawbacks to all your best laid plans. Be award that today might not be your lucky day.


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