Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Tuesday, 14th Sep 2021
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20 January - 18 February
Any irritation you feel this week may be due to an oncoming illness, or possibly disease. This month provides you with the greatest chance of making it. So pray to the planets that they stay in alignment or this horoscopes will not be fulfilled.
Any beer consumed tonight may come back to haunt you, possibly in the form of a dead comedian or Max Bygraves.
There may be trouble ahead...but while there's moonlight and music and love and romance, the blow caused by the venereal disease you are about to become infected with, will be somewhat softened.
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